Don’t hold back
There he is. THAT guy! The hottie you see every day—except that today, you’re different.
You’re not weak in the knees. You’re not short of breath. And you’re certainly not letting him get away this time. Now that LasikPlus has transformed your vision, he’s on your gaydar—and nothing’s gonna hold you back.
Free your eyes
At the gym. On the field. In the bedroom. Nothing kills a moment more than reaching for a pair of specs. But with LasikPlus, you can free your eyes—and hands!
Preservation Park
Welcome to Preservation Park—where every play counts!
Come explore the wacky playground that time didn’t really forget. Get to know wild characters, including: Woolly Mammoth, Triceratop, Sabertooth, Turtle, Pterodactyl and The Bronto5. While you’re here, be sure to enter a code from your PebPal toy to play games and earn points that help support the Wildlife Warriors—protectors of wildlife.
Respect!
“Oh, so you think you’re better than me? Well, alright, son…let’s take it to the pouch!”
In a world full of flavor and spuh-lash, there’s no telling whose design will come out on top. But if you want respect in these here parts, you better bring it. And bring your posse, too!
The sweetest chip on TV. The chunkiest bachelor on MySpace. And now, your most irresistible viewing companion on ABC & NBC dotcom full episode players. He stole my heart—even though he has no hands.
New packaging. New products. Same deliciously simple message—on a totally new site.
An Open letter from the Commissioner of the league of the future
Dear America,
Not so long ago, this League was just a dream. A dream of a place where people of all ages and skill levels could embrace the spirit of friendly competition and good, clean fun.
Now, with two superstar athletes, new corporate sponsors, and special VIP rewards for our first diehard fans, that dream is on the verge of becoming reality. And just what is this “second sport” that’s causing such a fuss? I’m afraid I can’t reveal that until opening day. But you’re welcome to guess.
And I can promise you this: It’s going to be big.
The Commish
