An Open letter from the Commissioner of the league of the future

Dear America,
Not so long ago, this League was just a dream. A dream of a place where people of all ages and skill levels could embrace the spirit of friendly competition and good, clean fun.

Now, with two superstar athletes, new corporate sponsors, and special VIP rewards for our first diehard fans, that dream is on the verge of becoming reality. And just what is this “second sport” that’s causing such a fuss? I’m afraid I can’t reveal that until opening day. But you’re welcome to guess.

And I can promise you this: It’s going to be big.

The Commish